myfriendsaremarried:

FOR REAL DON’T

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m like…

Now and then I think of when we fap together/
and that you basically told Tiffie he could die/
told myself that you were right for me/
12GB’s could keep me company/
and that was cheap and it’s a deal I could remember…

You could get addicted to a certain kinda bandwith/
like thousands kbps, always no slow/
so when I found that I cannot xvid/
thought at least I could still tweetin’/
but then I found out that your fast speed… It was over…

Now you didn’t have to cut me off/
make it like I never pay for your stupid Connex/
I don’t even need to fap/
but you treat me like a dial-up and it feels so rough

You didn’t have to stoop so low/
have your friends call up Tiffie and change your servers/
guess that I don’t need you tho/
now you’re just a provider that I used to pay
(PROVIDERRRR) (I used to pay)/
Now you’re just a provider that I used to paaayyy

I would rather spend 250,000/ month for Telkomsel Flash postpaid service (they’re amazing tbh). Can’t fap with it (OR CAN I?! *wink*) but at least they do serve super speedy internet. Smartfren sadarlah mas. Four years we’ve been together and I so don’t deserve to be treated like this. 6 kbps max speed? Get the fuck off, aint nobody got time for thattttttttttttt

myfriendsaremarried:

myfriendsaremarried:

At first I was like

Then I was

I’m so tired of this happening every. single. fucking. time. Never again will I empty my schedule for this shit.